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1494 A "Faux dan" contest? [jgoodfellow] (Fri Sep 25 7:14:29 1998)
1516 that lewinsky is a faux [Mongrel] (Sat Sep 26 5:55:55 1998)
1520 not bad! [randy] (Sat Sep 26 9:08:47 1998)
1591 Re: that lewinsky is a faux [banfield] (Wed Sep 30 14:40:36 1998)
1601 I Can't Do it!! [jgoodfellow] (Thu Oct 1 6:53:59 1998)
1709 Re: A "Faux dan" contest? [jackass] (Sat Oct 10 12:54:12 1998)
Message#: 1494
Subject: A "Faux dan" contest?
From: John Goodfellow [jgoodfellow]
(email user is goodfelo and domain is unix.asb.com)
Date: Fri Sep 25 7:14:29 1998
Replies: 1516, 1601, 1709
It's been a bit quite... guess dan is on holiday. What to do...
Years ago American Airlines inflight magazine held an annual
"Faux Faulkner" contest. See who could write a short story most
in the style of (can you say stream of consciousness?) William
Faulkner.
How about you creative geniuses writing a paragraph as dan
would... use yer imagination! (keep the cuss words to a minimum).
I'm sure dan will get a kick out of knowing we missed him, when
he gets back.
Winner gets to wake up with a crushing hangover. :)
John
Message#: 1516
Subject: that lewinsky is a faux
From: Dwight Varnes [Mongrel]
(email user is mxbreed and domain is lancnews.infi.net)
Date: Sat Sep 26 5:55:55 1998
In-Response-To: 1494
Replies: 1520, 1591
hi john, yes i agree although i don't know who faulkner is unless
he's the guy who delivers my molson. i've been so busy fixing the
last repair i haven't had time to turn on the computer. i'm not
even sure what's happening with your red faced leader and his
girlfriend monica the tv's not been on. anyone wants to give a
crack at impersonating me go right ahead just don't piss me off
or no more xxxs for my friends at carlisle this year. thanks,dan
over a hundred years fixing the last repair on more fiats than i
care to admit only fiat repair in ottowa or some remote place god
save the queen eh?
Dwight V.
1970 124 Spider
Message#: 1520
Subject: not bad!
From: randy mangum [randy]
(email user is rmangum and domain is sprynet.com)
Date: Sat Sep 26 9:08:47 1998
In-Response-To: 1516
jeez dwight, not bad!
regards, randy
'71 124 coupe
'77 scorpion
Message#: 1591
Subject: Re: that lewinsky is a faux
From: Don Banfield [banfield]
(email user is banfield and domain is astrosun.tn.cornell.edu)
Date: Wed Sep 30 14:40:36 1998
In-Response-To: 1516
Dwight Varnes wrote:
: hi john, yes i agree although i don't know who faulkner is
unless
: he's the guy who delivers my molson.
BRAVO!
But I thought maybe a mention to the new love shack he's
building, and how he's only ever replaced 3 thermostats in 193
years of fixing fiats, but he's sold 38 of them....
This would add to the 'dan-ness' of the post..
Don Banfield
Ithaca, NY
Message#: 1601
Subject: I Can't Do it!!
From: John Goodfellow [jgoodfellow]
(email user is goodfelo and domain is unix.asb.com)
Date: Thu Oct 1 6:53:59 1998
In-Response-To: 1494
Well, I tried.
I was inspired by Dwight's neat little note 'a la dan'... so
thought I would give it a shot... but no. I just can't capture
the puctuationally challenged? essence of dan imagery. Poooh.
O.K. Here's a blast from the past. The real deal. Wow.
John
Hi guys what ive always wondered is if i post a
new subject would it go aotumatically to the end of the
line.(you can see by my spelling how many
automatics i work on)And how exactly do i change the text on a
reply as i dont agree with even a f**k Po that i save for real
live talking.To Kelly thanks for the Hello but 3 problems
persisted,the computer that dont like fiat tool #1 (a 2lb
sleedge).the 5zillion italian car owners (is it ready) the warden
is my house built.(i realize ive been happily married as the old
wedding gift microwave is 100years old) thanks,dan.
Message#: 1709
Subject: Re: A "Faux dan" contest?
From: dan [jackass]
(email user is fiat and domain is cyberplus.ca)
Date: Sat Oct 10 12:54:12 1998
In-Response-To: 1494
John Goodfellow wrote:
: It's been a bit quite... guess dan is on holiday. What to do...
: Years ago American Airlines inflight magazine held an annual
: "Faux Faulkner" contest. See who could write a short story most
: in the style of (can you say stream of consciousness?) William
: Faulkner.
: How about you creative geniuses writing a paragraph as dan
: would... use yer imagination! (keep the cuss words to a
minimum).
: I'm sure dan will get a kick out of knowing we missed him, when
: he gets back.
: Winner gets to wake up with a crushing hangover. :)
: John
Hi Guys first you have to be conscious,to have a stream of same.